Movie and Cinema Jokes in Marathi

Movie and Cinema Jokes in Marathi 

Gabbar: Basanti naach! Maazyasamor tula naachavech laagel! 
Basanti (Gabbarchya muskatat marun): Gapp melya! Mala naachta aale aste tar mi Dance reality show madhhye naachle naste kaa? 


Director (nayakala): Pinjeryatun wagh baaher aalyaver tu tyachyabarobar ladhaychi acting karaychiy…. lakshat aahe na? 
Nayak (directorla): Mala samjale, pan ladhnyachi phakt acting aahe he tumhi waghala samjawale ahe na? 



Khedyatil Chima Nandubarobar pahilyandach cinema baghayla geli. Theatermadhye cinema suruhonyachya adhi andhar kela gela. Tenvha Chima ordun mhanali, “Are light lava. Andharat kay cinema baghnar kappal?” 



Sholay madhil dialogue suru asto 
Viru: Basanti in kamine kutto ke saamne mat nachna! 
Ek khedut (patakan ubha rahoon jorat ordu lagto): Kaa nahi nachanar me purn 40/- rupaye mojun ticket kadhale aahe! 



Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur.. 
Thakur: Are gap re vedya… ithe kaay aapan paach teen don khektoy? 



Director: Tumhala 200 feet unchavarun swimming poolmadhye udi maraaychi aahe. 
Actor: Pan mala tar pohata yet nahi. Mi budun jaain. 
Director: Chinta karu naka, poolamadhye paani nahiy!